Return of the Wall: This Time It's Personal Grab your hard hats and your Trump-branded taco bowls, because The Wall is getting a sequel! That's right, like "Fast and Furious" but with more concrete and fewer car chases. Trump and his potential VP pick JD Vance are basically the Batman and Robin of border security, except instead of fighting crime in Gotham, they're determined to turn the US-Mexico border into the world's longest home improvement project. The Great Wall of Trump 2.0: Now With Extra Spice! The Military Solution: Because Why Not Add Some Tanks to Taco Tuesday? Trump and Vance have suggested sending the US military into Mexico, because apparently, they've mistaken cartel documentaries on Netflix for invasion planning guides. Picture it: US troops rolling into Mexico, only to find themselves stuck in traffic behind a convoy of spring break tourists heading to Cancún. "Sir, we've located the target!" "Is it the cartel?...
