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The Great Wall of Trump 2.0: Now With Extra Spice!

Return of the Wall: This Time It's Personal Grab your hard hats and your Trump-branded taco bowls, because The Wall is getting a sequel! That's right, like "Fast and Furious" but with more concrete and fewer car chases. Trump and…

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The Great Geopolitical Hangover: America's Holiday from History is Over (And Boy, Does Our Head Hurt)

The Party's Over, Folks! Remember that lovely "holiday from history" after the Cold War? You know, that magical time when America's biggest foreign policy concern was deciding which countries to invite to our democracy-spreading p…

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The European Union's Guide to Surviving Your Difficult American Uncle

Ah, the European Union! That lovely collection of countries who decided that the best way to stop fighting each other was to create enough paperwork to make war seem like the easier option. Well, folks, they're about to face their biggest burea…

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