The neuroprocessor. Think of it as a computer chip that went to therapy and decided to start living life more like a human brain. Instead of just doing one thing at a time like your average computer chip, this overachiever does everything at once! Silicon Gets Sassy: A Guide to Computers That Think They're Actually Brains You know how your brain can simultaneously worry about that embarrassing thing you did ten years ago, wonder what's for dinner, AND walk without falling over? Well, that's exactly what we're trying to teach these chips to do - minus the existential dread, hopefully. Picture this: You're sitting in your self-driving car, powered by a neuroprocessor. Not only is it driving you home, but it's also secretly judging your playlist, planning the shortest route to avoid traffic, and probably wondering why you keep taking it to that cheap gas station. It's processing all of this simultaneously, just like your brain would - except it won't ...
