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Microsoft Builds Server Farms Bigger Than Your Fridge (and Hungrier for Power!)

Artificial intelligence: Those two little words that send shivers down some spines and dollar signs flashing in the eyes of others. But have you ever stopped to wonder just what it takes to make these all-knowing machines tick?  The answer, my frie…

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A Totally Scientific* Guide to Robot Roommates

Oh, wonderful people of 2025! You're probably sitting there right now, eagerly awaiting your new robot butler to arrive from Amazon Prime Robotic Delivery.  After all, that's what all those AI prophets promised us, right? A humanoid helper…

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Databricks: The startup that ate $10 billion for breakfast and spat out innovation

Modern capitalism that's more absurd than a penguin running a marathon. I present to you the absolutely bonkers world of Databricks, a company that's basically turning data into gold faster than an accountant on espresso! Imagine a company …

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Google Whisky, Pixels, and AI: How AI Learned to Paint Without a Hangover

The Brave New World of Pixel Sorcery Let me tell you about the latest technological marvel that's simultaneously impressing and terrifying humanity: AI image generation. Imagine a world where you can create images faster than you can say "…

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Silicon Valley's Latest Fever Dream

A world where computer algorithms have become more attractive to investors than actual human beings.  Welcome to the AI investment circus of 2024, where venture capitalists are throwing money at artificial intelligence like teenagers tossing bread c…

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Silicon Valley: When Algorithms Meet Human Absurdity

The world of artificial intelligence, where tech giants play a game that's part chess, part poker, and part complete lunacy! A world where computer programs are becoming smarter than humans, and the people creating them are simultaneously excit…

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Code Chaos: When AI Plays Programmer

The Computer World and Its Paradoxes: When Artificial Intelligence Becomes a Nerve-Wracking Phenomenon You're a volunteer programmer spending your free time keeping complex software systems running – and then you receive error reports from an …

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Artificial Intelligence: The Day the Machines Learn to Talk Back

So, you've heard the rumors, right?  The machines are getting smarter. They're learning to talk, to think, and soon, they'll be taking over the world.  Or at least that's what some folks in lab coats are saying. Artificial Intellige…

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When Tech Giants Go Shopping: another $4 billion in a small company called Anthropic

You know how when you're at the supermarket, and you see that one person who just can't help themselves at the discount shelf? They're loading up their cart with everything marked down, whether they need it or not, just because it's …

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Forget the Hamster Wheel, Your Computer's About to Get a Turbo Boost!

Imagine your computer's memory as a dusty old filing cabinet. Every time you need information, you have to shuffle through endless folders, muttering under your breath about where you stashed that recipe for Aunt Gertrude's infamous fruitcak…

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Open Source AI: The New Magic Trick That's Not Quite Magic

So, you've heard the term "open-source AI," right? It sounds pretty magical, doesn't it? Like a secret society of tech wizards sharing knowledge and creating a utopia of innovation. Well, let's burst that bubble. Open Source A…

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