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AI express: in 2024, it was Tuesday

Suddenly, every other app was bragging about its "AI-powered" features. Your dating app promised to find you the perfect match. And let's not forget the rise of "AI art," which, let's be honest, mostly looked like a toddler had a seizure while playing with a kaleidoscope. AI express: in 2024, it was Tuesday But here's the thing:  "Is Skynet finally online?" they'd ask, eyes wide with terror.  "Will the robots steal our jobs?  Our souls?  Our very identities?"  Honestly, it got a bit ridiculous.  And then came the "experts." Oh, the experts. They all had opinions, of course. One minute they were warning us about the dangers of "AI bias" – apparently, the robots were judging people based on their sock choices and their preference for pineapple on pizza (a truly heinous crime, I agree).  The next they were raving about the "ethical implications" of a chatbot that could write better poetry than them. I...

Silicon Valley: When Algorithms Meet Human Absurdity

The world of artificial intelligence, where tech giants play a game that's part chess, part poker, and part complete lunacy! A world where computer programs are becoming smarter than humans, and the people creating them are simultaneously excited and terrified. It's like watching a mad scientist experiment, except the laboratory is a gleaming office in Silicon Valley, and the mad scientists are wearing designer hoodies and drinking artisanal cold brew. Silicon Valley: When Algorithms Meet Human Absurdity The AI Arms Race: More Competitive Than a Kindergarten Talent Show Let's talk about Google, Microsoft, and OpenAI – the tech world's equivalent of overly competitive parents trying to prove their child is the most gifted. Sundar Pichai, Google's CEO, recently declared he'd love to do a "side-by-side comparison" of AI models with Microsoft. Can you picture this? Two grown men in expensive suits, comparing computer algorithms like they're comparin...

Google’s Gemini 2.0: AI That Solves Problems You Didn’t Know You Had (And Some You Didn’t Want)

Ah, Google. That lovable tech giant, which somehow has become the digital equivalent of a know-it-all in class. You know, the one who raises their hand before the teacher even finishes the question, and then answers in such a way that you’re convinced they’ve been to the future, consulted with a team of wizards, and solved world peace – all before lunch. Well, Google’s back at it again, and this time, it’s not just answering questions but creating artificial intelligence (AI) so advanced, it might just start asking you questions. And no, it’s not just to check how your day is going. Google’s Gemini 2.0: AI That Solves Problems You Didn’t Know You Had (And Some You Didn’t Want) Enter Gemini 2.0 , the latest AI marvel from Google that promises to be smarter, more intuitive, and able to tackle all your problems - except maybe your inability to find matching socks in the laundry. But, hey, even Google has its limits. Google’s Ever-Expanding AI Empire Google has been on a mission to ...