The Great AI Arms Race of 2025, where Microsoft has decided to wave the American flag so hard, it might accidentally launch itself into orbit! Picture this: Microsoft's Brad Smith, dressed in a star-spangled suit (I imagine), announcing that they're about to spend a cool 80 BILLION dollars on data centers. That's not just big money - that's "I could buy several small countries" money! Microsoft promotes American AI first You know things are getting serious when tech executives start throwing around phrases like "American AI" with the same fervor as a hot dog vendor at a Fourth of July parade. It's like they've discovered that if you just add "American" to anything, it automatically becomes 76.2% more patriotic. American AI, American pie, American cheese - one of these things is actually processed, and soon it might not be the cheese! But wait, there's more! Microsoft is positioning AI as "the electricity of our age....
