AISHE - Agent

The Great AI Arms Race of 2025, where Microsoft has decided to wave the American flag so hard, it might accidentally launch itself into orbit!  Picture this: Microsoft's Brad Smith, dressed in a star-spangled suit (I imagine), announcing that they're about to spend a cool 80 BILLION dollars on data centers.  That's not just big money - that's "I could buy several small countries" money! Microsoft promotes American AI first You know things are getting serious when tech executives start throwing around phrases like "American AI" with the same fervor as a hot dog vendor at a Fourth of July parade. It's like they've discovered that if you just add "American" to anything, it automatically becomes 76.2% more patriotic. American AI, American pie, American cheese - one of these things is actually processed, and soon it might not be the cheese! But wait, there's more! Microsoft is positioning AI as "the electricity of our age....

The world of… Artificial Intelligence in Southeast Asia! Now, I know what you're thinking:  "Sedat, you're supposed to be funny, not technical!" Fear not, my friends, for I shall inject this dry topic with enough sarcasm and irony to make a robot blush. The AI Race: Southeast Asia's Clueless Craze Imagine this: 10 countries, all crammed into a region smaller than the US, suddenly decide they're going to become the next Silicon Valley. Not just any Silicon Valley, mind you, but an AI Silicon Valley! Talk about ambition. It's like a bunch of kids at a birthday party, all vying for the same prize – the last slice of cake, except this cake is made of algorithms and promises of unimaginable wealth. You see, these Southeast Asian nations, bless their cotton socks, have a secret weapon: a youthful population. Think of it as a giant pool of eager interns, ready to code their fingers to the bone for a plate of noodles. And the governments? Oh, they're all ab...